Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Ending World Hungarr
Hi.
Hello.
Your total is four dollars and twenty-seven cents.
Here you go.
Any sauce?
Hot!
Would you like to donate one dollar to end world hunger?
Hahaha.
...
Okay, look here, I just ordered a goddamned XXL Chalupa, you really think I give a fuck about world hunger? And if I did, which I don't, do you think a dollar really makes that goddamned bit of difference?
We've already had several people donate today, you're actually the first to decline.
Well, in that case, good! And I want you to know that I'm not declining because I want to continue world hunger, I'm declining on principal! I feel that you have attempted to swindle me out of a dollar by putting me on the spot, with ordering something not only extra-large, but extra, EXTRA large. Trying to make me feel guilty.
...
How's this: I'll buy the taco party case, throw them all in the garbage, and at night, when all the hungry little sewer babies come out, they can have first dibs on my indifference. I suck. The end.
Hello.
Your total is four dollars and twenty-seven cents.
Here you go.
Any sauce?
Hot!
Would you like to donate one dollar to end world hunger?
Hahaha.
...
Okay, look here, I just ordered a goddamned XXL Chalupa, you really think I give a fuck about world hunger? And if I did, which I don't, do you think a dollar really makes that goddamned bit of difference?
We've already had several people donate today, you're actually the first to decline.
Well, in that case, good! And I want you to know that I'm not declining because I want to continue world hunger, I'm declining on principal! I feel that you have attempted to swindle me out of a dollar by putting me on the spot, with ordering something not only extra-large, but extra, EXTRA large. Trying to make me feel guilty.
...
How's this: I'll buy the taco party case, throw them all in the garbage, and at night, when all the hungry little sewer babies come out, they can have first dibs on my indifference. I suck. The end.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Interactive Activities
If you want to relate to an elderly person, here's what you should do.
Watch Wheel Of Fortune.
All old people like that show.
You can watch it with them.
And relate.
It will be engaging and include a few laughs.
You will have a great time.
Guaranteed.
A nice, elderly person
Watch Wheel Of Fortune.
All old people like that show.
You can watch it with them.
And relate.
It will be engaging and include a few laughs.
You will have a great time.
Guaranteed.
A nice, elderly person
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
I've always wanted to join Alcoholics Anonymous...
...just so I can have a good enough excuse to hang outside a church drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
The Day In The Life Of A Living Legend
Wake.
Coffee.
Pills.
Weed.
Click click click.
Coffee.
Pop Tarts.
Weed.
Flinstones Vitamins.
Porn.
Scotch.
Porn.
Porn.
More Scotch.
More Porn.
Down down down.
Coffee.
Pills.
Weed.
Click click click.
Coffee.
Pop Tarts.
Weed.
Flinstones Vitamins.
Porn.
Scotch.
Porn.
Porn.
More Scotch.
More Porn.
Down down down.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Through My Portals, I See It All Now.
An Alien shared his reflection to me.
He said, I am watching a sporting event featuring the Dallas Coors Light versus the Washington Foreskins. They throw the diseased liver back and forth. They attempt to run to the painted grass. It rarely happens. Motherfucker. Is COPS on yet?
He said, I am watching a sporting event featuring the Dallas Coors Light versus the Washington Foreskins. They throw the diseased liver back and forth. They attempt to run to the painted grass. It rarely happens. Motherfucker. Is COPS on yet?
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